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The Minister of Chance (signed copy) £20
The sweeping tale of a barmaid and a mysterious stranger crossing the Universe in search of redemption. If you'd like me to write something special please let me know.
Minister of Chance Talisman £10
Metal talisman which can be made into a necklace, earring, keyring, zip tag or whatever you like (please send photos!). Durable and very useful for interdimensional travel.
Sir Dreamalot and The Nightmare (signed copy)
An A4 art print of my poem Sir Dreamalot and the Nightmare, beautifully illustrated by Thomas Moulton